]
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> AAH!
[ BRAKES SCREECHING ]
[ CAR CRASHES ]
[ GASPING ]
[ SLASHING ]
[ SIGHING ]
>> AAH!
>> GET OFF.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ RATTLING ]
>> PIPER, PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN
IN THERE!
>> DON'T TELL ME
HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.
[ GROWLING ]
>> WHOA!
>> AAH!
>> THAT SHOW IS INTENSE.
>> MY HEART'S ALL CRAMPED UP.
>> I'M SWEATING...
MORE THAN USUAL.
>> USE YOUR RAG.
>> OH YEAH, MY RAG.
>> SERIOUSLY, GUYS,
THAT WAS, LIKE,
THE BEST EPISODE EVER.
>> TRUE THAT.
>> TOTALLY.
BUT I'M SO SAD.
>> WHY?
>> ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE LEFT
OF WALKING ORANGE.
AND...
I DON'T WANT IT TO END.
>> ARE YOU CRYING?
>> NO.
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING.
>> RAG.
>> OH YEAH, MY RAG.
>> HEY, I READ ONLINE
THAT NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE
IS GOING TO--
>> NO, NO, NO!
>> PLEASE, DON'T TELL US
ANYTHING ABOUT
THE SERIES FINALE.
>> DON'T SPOIL IT.
>> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
THAT AFTER THE FINALE,
THEY'RE GOING TO RERUN
THE FIRST EPISODE.
>> OH.
>> SO YOU CAN
PUT THE PILLOWS DOWN.
>> HEY!
I NEED ONE OF YOU
TO BE MY CAMERAMAN.
>> WHAT KIND OF VIDEO
ARE YOU MAKING?
>> THE KIND THAT GETS ME
INTO THE MAN FANS.
>> THE MAN FANS?
>> IT'S A CLUB.
A BUNCH OF FANS OF CAPTAIN MAN.
>> AND KID DANGER.
>> AH.
>> IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET IN.
I TRIED TO JOIN
AND THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE ME.
>> HEY, EVERYONE
WHO'S SURPRISED BY THAT,
RAISE YOUR HAND.
OOH LOOK, NO ONE.
>> JUST BE CAREFUL.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE THAT GIRL
WHO'S PRESIDENT
OF THE MAN FANS,
PAULA MAKIATO, SHE'S MEAN.
>> WELL, SHE SAID
I COULD JOIN THE MAN FANS
IF I PASS MY INITIATION.
>> WHICH IS?
>> I GOT TO MAKE A VIDEO
OF ME EATING HAIR SOUP.
>> WHAT KIND OF SOUP?
>> HAIR.
I GOT THIS BIG BAG OF IT
FRESH FROM A BARBERSHOP FLOOR.
>> YOU CAN'T EAT SOUP
WITH A BUNCH OF HAIR IN IT.
>> OKAY, FIRST,
THE THINGS YOU SAY DON'T MATTER.
AND SECOND, I AM GOING
TO EAT THE HAIR SOUP
SO I CAN JOIN THE MAN FANS.
HOLD MY PHONE.
AND...
ROLL VIDEO.
>> OKAY.
GO.
>> HI, PAULA MAKIATO.
I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB
SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO EAT
A BOWL OF...
HAIR SOUP.
>> CAN I HAVE SOME?
>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
>> MY DAD WAS
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> HA!
>> YEAH, BABY, SERIES FINALE
OF WALKING ORANGE.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH
THE LAST EPISODE EVER.
>> I KNOW.
>> TELEVISION HISTORY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> IT'S TELEVISION'S
BIGGEST NIGHT...
THE TONY AWARDS.
>> NO!
>> I PUT IT
ON THE WRONG CHANNEL.
THERE, THERE, I FIX IT.
I FIX IT.
>> PREVIOUSLY,
ON WALKING ORANGE...
>> IT'S HAPPENING.
>> I LOVE THIS SHOW.
[ MESSAGE DINGING ]
>> NO.
>> OH, NO!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> JUST TURN IT OFF.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY DO WE NOT WATCH
WALKING ORANGE?
WHY YOU HEAVE YOUR PIZZA?
>> BECAUSE THE SPOILER
RUINED WALKING ORANGE.
>> STUPID "THE SPOILER."
>> WHO IS "THE SPOILER?"
>> HE'S THIS JERKY TEENAGER
HERE IN SWELLVIEW.
HE FINDS OUT WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN ON TV SHOWS
AND MOVIES...
>> AND THEN HE TELLS PEOPLE
THE ENDING.
>> HE RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE.
>> NOT FOR ME.
I AM SMART.
I TURN MY PHONE OFF.
>> WELL, YIP-DEE-DOO
FOR YOU, SCHWOZ.
[ INCOMING CALL ALERT ]
>> WHAT, GOOCH?
>> DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THE SPOILER DID?
>> AH!
>> YEAH.
HE TEXTED ALL THREE OF US.
>> NO.
HE TEXTED EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW
AND TOLD THEM THE ENDING
OF WALKING ORANGE.
>> DON'T TELL ME.
>> HE SAID THAT RODRIGUEZ
KILLED MALLORY.
>> STOP IT.
>> AND THAT HE'S REALLY A COP.
>> NO!
>> THANKS FOR THE INFO, GOOCH.
>> OKAY, HOW'D THE SPOILER
FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND
A TEXT MESSAGE
TO EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW?
>> AH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> ANYONE WITH LEVEL FIVE
COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE
COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT.
>> WELL, SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO STOP THE SPOILER.
>> RIGHT.
AND THAT PERSON IS US.
>> YOU MEAN...
THOSE PEOPLE...
ARE US.
YOU USED BAD GRAMMAR.
OW!
[ CHATTER ]
>> OKAY, PEOPLE.
LISTEN UP.
[ HORN BLOWS ]
ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
THIS MEETING OF THE MAN FANS.
>> WAIT. BEFORE WE START,
CAN WE WATCH THE VIDEO
ONE MORE TIME?
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB
SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO EAT
A BOWL OF...
HAIR SOUP.
>> EW.
>> HI.
PRETTY GREAT VIDEO, RIGHT?
>> IT'S AN AMAZING VIDEO.
>> WE'VE WATCHED IT,
LIKE, 25 TIMES.
>> COOL. SO, WHERE DO I SIT?
>> ON YOUR BUTT.
>> "ON MY BUTT."
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
YEAH.
>> WELCOME TO THE MAN FANS,
PIPER.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
>> HEY!
I'M THE PRESIDENT
OF THE MAN FANS
SO I SAY WHO GETS IN AND WHEN.
EVERYONE GOT THAT?
>> ALL: YES.
>> BUT YOU SAID
IF I MADE A VIDEO
OF ME EATING HAIR SOUP
I COULD BE A MEMBER.
>> WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND.
>> BUT I ATE HAIR.
>> SO?
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THAT HAIR
DID TO MY STOMACH.
>> WELL, NOW IF YOU WANT
TO JOIN...
YOU HAVE TO SHOW US A SELFIE
OF YOU WITH CAPTAIN MAN.
>> BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO FIND CAPTAIN MAN?
>> A REAL MAN FAN CAN FIND HIM.
RIGHT, GUYS?
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I AM A REAL MAN FAN,
AND I WILL GET A SELFIE
WITH HIM.
>> GREAT.
NOW, GET OUT.
>> I WILL GET OUT.
>> ONLY ONE CHIP LEFT.
>> RACE YOU FOR IT.
>> OKAY.
I'LL TRY.
>> HANDS ON THE TABLE.
ON THREE.
ONE--
COME ON,
YOU LITTLE CHIP SNATCHER.
[ INCOMING CALL ALERT ]
HEY, GOOCH.
WHAT'S UP?
>> SPOILER ALERT.
>> WAIT!
DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE GOOD WIFE,
I'M NOT CAUGHT UP YET.
>> NO.
MY SPOILER ALERT
IS ABOUT THE SPOILER.
>> OH.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE SPOILER?
>> WE RECEIVED A TIP
THAT HE'S PLANNING TO SHOW UP
AT THE SWELLVIEW MONOPLEX
TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT.
>> HMM. I WONDER WHY.
>> TOMORROW NIGHT
IS THE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE
OF GALAXY WARS 9.
>> OH MY GOD.
THANKS, GOOCH.
THE SPOILER MUST HAVE
INSIDE INFORMATION
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE.
>> HE'S GOING TO RUIN IT
FOR EVERYONE.
>> NOT IF YOU AND ME STOP HIM.
>> NOT IF YOU AND I STOP HIM.
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
>> YOU SAID "YOU AND ME."
>> OKAY, WHO CARES?
>> WE HAVE GRAMMAR RULES
FOR A REASON.
>> HEY, GUESS WHAT?
>> WHAT?
>> OW!
>> YEAH. THERE YOU GO.
>> YOU KNOW, I GOT ONE, TOO.
>> OH, DO YOU? AH!
>> OW!
>> HEY!
>> OW!
AH! OH NO, NOT THE FACE!
>> AH! NOT THE BUTT!
AH!
>> PIPER?
>> I'M IN HENRY'S ROOM!
>> HEY, WHERE'S HENRY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> BUT YOUR TEXT SAID
HE NEEDED ME FAST.
>> YEAH.
HENRY DROPPED A SOCK
OUT OF THE WINDOW
AND HE WANTS YOU TO GET IT.
>> WHY DO I GOT TO GET IT?
>> JUST GO GET THE SOCK.
>> OKAY.
YEP. THAT'S A SOCK.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> BEING SAFE.
IF YOU FALL,
THIS ROPE WILL KEEP YOU
FROM HITTING THE GROUND.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO FALL.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
[ BAG POPS ]
>> UGH! AH!
UGH. HELP ME!
CALL MY MOM!
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
>> CAPTAIN MAN
EMERGENCY HOTLINE.
WHAT IS YOUR SITUATION?
>> MY BROTHER'S DUMB FRIEND
FELL OUT OF THE WINDOW
AND NOW HE'S DANGLING.
>> HELP ME!
>> SEND CAPTAIN MAN.
>> I'M SORRY,
BUT THAT IS NOT A CAPTAIN MAN
TYPE OF EMERGENCY.
PLEASE,
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
>> HE'S NOT ON FIRE.
>> PIPER?
>> I'M SORRY, BUT WE CANNOT--
>> WAIT.
WHAT IF I SET HIM ON FIRE?
THEN WILL CAPTAIN MAN COME HERE?
>> GOODBYE.
>> DAH!
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. SEE--
>> HEY.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
BOTHERING ME?
I'M BUSY.
>> BUT I TRIED TO GET A SELFIE
WITH CAPTAIN MAN.
I HAD A GREAT PLAN,
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
>> IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY CLUB,
THEN GET A SELFIE
WITH CAPTAIN MAN.
>> BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.
HOW DO I FIND HIM?
>> MEH.
"HOW DO I FIND HIM?"
MEH.
THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.
>> SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE.
>> YOU SEE THIS?
THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME
YOU HAVE TO GET A SELFIE
WITH CAPTAIN MAN,
OR ELSE YOU'LL NEVER
JOIN THE MAN FANS.
>> BUT...
>> HEY, PIPES.
EVERYTHING OKAY?
>> YES. I'M NOT UPSET.
NOW, SHUT UP.
>> I OVERHEARD YOU TALKING
TO THAT GIRL FROM THE MAN FANS.
>> SO?
>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN
THAT CLUB SO BAD?
>> WELL, I JUST THINK
KID DANGER'S REALLY CUTE.
>> UGH, KILL ME.
>> AND EVERY WEEK
THE MAN FANS GET TOGETHER
AND TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT
CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER
ARE DOING, AND I JUST WANT
TO BE PART OF IT.
BUT HOW AM I GOING TO GET
A STUPID SELFIE
WITH CAPTAIN MAN?
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
I READ A RUMOR ONLINE
THAT CAPTAIN MAN MIGHT BE GOING
TO THE GALAXY WARS
PREMIERE TONIGHT.
>> REALLY?
WHERE ONLINE?
>> THEY...
THEY TOOK IT DOWN,
BUT I SAW IT AND IT SAID
HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
>> WAIT.
WHERE AM I GOING
TO GET A TICKET?
>> CHARLOTTE HAS AN EXTRA ONE.
I COULD ASK HER TO TAKE YOU.
>> WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE
MY LITTLE SISTER AND I...
I DON'T KNOW. SHUT UP.
>> HENRY, LOOK!
I GOT YOUR SOCK!
[ CHATTER ]
>> HEY.
>> YOU FIND ANYTHING?
>> YEAH, I FOUND A GREAT PIC--
WHAT'S FUNNY?
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> SERIOUSLY.
>> YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF US.
KNOCK IT OFF.
COME ON. ENOUGH.
>> OKAY.
SO, YOU'RE A SKYNAUT?
>> A RED SKYNAUT.
>> AND I'M DUKE STARJACKER.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING
WHEN WE CATCH THE SPOILER.
>> OH, RIGHT.
ABOUT THE SPOILER,
HERE'S A NEW PIC OF HIM
FROM A MONTH AGO.
>> GOT IT.
>> HEY, AND YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE PIPER
TO THE MOVIE TONIGHT?
>> OH YEAH.
IT'S ALMOST 11:00.
I BETTER GO PICK HER UP.
>> OKAY.
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE MONOPLEX.
>> YEP.
>> WHAT YOU DOING
WITH THAT POPCORN?
>> PUTTING IT
IN MY ADVENTURE SACK.
>> YOU KNOW THEY SELL POPCORN
AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
>> YEAH, FOR LIKE
A BILLION DOLLARS.
>> OKAY, LET'S GO,
CORN SMUGGLER.
UP THE TUBE.
>> NO, MY POPCORN!
>> HA! YOUR SACK
HAS A HOLE IN IT.
>> ARG!
[ CHATTER ]
>> YOU SEE THE SPOILER?
>> NO, NOT YET.
>> RED SKYNAUT.
YOU ARE THE SWORN ENEMY
OF MENTO.
>> SORRY.
WE DON'T SPEAK NERD.
>> TRANYA.
YOU HAVE INSULTED MY TRIBE.
NOW TASTE THE TASSEL OF TINKLON.
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
MOM!
A KID JUST BROKE MY GLOW BAT!
>> HOW ABOUT THOSE TWO SEATS
RIGHT THERE?
>> COOL.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?
>> THE ONE WEARING
THE ME BUTTON?
>> YEAH.
THAT'S THE PRESIDENT
OF OUR FAN CLUB, THE MAN FANS.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING
REALLY MEAN TO MY SISTER.
>> WOW.
>> WHAT?
>> HER BUTTON.
THAT'S A FANTASTIC
PICTURE OF ME.
>> OH, LET'S JUST SIT DOWN.
>> WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT?
>> [ GASPS ]
>> WHAT?
>> THAT'S PAULA MAKIATO.
HI, PAULA.
'SUP PAULA?
>> UNTIL YOU GET A SELFIE
WITH CAPTAIN MAN,
DON'T TALK TO ME,
DON'T LOOK AT ME,
AND DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT SITTING WITH US.
>> OKAY.
SORRY.
>> OKAY, I GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY TO THAT GIRL.
>> SHH. DON'T UPSET HER, PLEASE.
I NEED HER TO LIKE ME.
>> OKAY.
BUT IF SHE LOOKS AT ME,
I'M GOING TO GIVE HER
ONE OF THESE.
>> HEY, I WANT POPCORN.
>> THERE'S NONE LEFT
IN YOUR ADVENTURE SACK?
>> YOU KNOW THERE'S NOT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR THE SPOILER.
>> YOU TOO.
>> EXCUSE ME.
HEY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!
>> IT'S THE SPOILER!
>> HE'S GOING
TO RUIN EVERYTHING!
[ MURMURING ]
>> I GOT SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT THE MOVIE!
>> RAY?
>> SO, GET THIS...
>> QUICK, EVERYONE DO THIS!
LA, LA, LA.
>> ALL: LA, LA, LA.
>> NO, DON'T DO THAT!
HEAR ME! HEAR ME!
>> HEY, YOU!
>> WHAT?
>> SHUT UP!
>> IT'S KID DANGER!
OH MY GOD!
WE LOVE YOU, KID DANGER!
>> SPOILER ALERT...
I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL YOU.
>> YES!
THAT WAS THE PERFECT QUIP!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ CHEERING ]
>> MAYBE I'LL JUST
BREAK YOUR ARM
AND THEN RUIN
THE MOVIE FOR EVERYONE.
>> GET YOUR HANDS
OFF KID DANGER!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> IT'S CAPTAIN MAN!
[ CHEERING ]
>> GO, PIPER!
>> YEAH!
WELL, THE SPOILER...
I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL--
>> I ALREADY QUIPPED THAT.
>> OH.
>> KID DANGER, CAN I HAVE A HUG?
>> NOT RIGHT NOW.
I NEED TO GO STAND OVER THERE.
>> MOVE!
CAPTAIN MAN, I'M PAULA MAKIATO,
THE PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB,
THE MAN FANS.
I'M AWESOME.
>> YEAH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GIRL?
>> PIPER HART.
REMEMBER?
ONE TIME YOU SHOT
AN ALIEN OFF MY FACE?
>> OH YEAH.
WELL, PIPER HART,
YOU SHOWED EXTREME BRAVERY
BY USING THIS GLOW BAT
TO BEAT THE SPOILER
NEARLY HALF TO DEATH.
>> THANKS. I LOVED IT.
>> AND YOU...
YOU JUST SAT THERE
LIKE A PILE OF NOTHING.
>> BUT...
BUT I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING.
>> MEH.
"I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING."
THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.
>> AND NOW, I, CAPTAIN MAN,
DECLARE YOU, PIPER HART,
THE NEW PRESIDENT
OF THE MAN FANS.
[ CHEERING ]
I'M OKAY.
NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE ALL WATCH GALAXY WARS 9?
>> WAIT! WAIT!
AS GUARDIAN OF THE THRONE
OF KRANDOR, I CHALLENGE
BOTH CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER
TO THE DUEL--